USC trounces California 48-14.
The Trojans took an early lead and never looked back. These Hippies from Berkeley looked more like the “Bad News Bears.”
Without Butter-maker and Lupus. And the 12 pack of Burgie.
Cal Bears bid for a bowl has been flushed down the porcelain. USC was up 42-0 at the half. This was the most points scored on California at Halftime.
USC goes to 5-2 and Cal goes to 3-3.
Things will get Ducky for the Trojans in two weeks. Oregon will visit South Central Los Angeles the day before Halloween.
Trick or treat?
Here are a list of reasons why the Bears lost:
5.Bear players were distracted with this year’s vote on cannabis legalization.
4.The Bears were dabbling in illegal substances the night before.
3.The Bears lost for a political statement.
2.Nancy Pelosi gave the Bears a scolding pep talk on- it’s never about winning.
1.The Bears just plain suck.
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