5 years ago nobody even cared about Oregon football. Then came the unusual uniforms.
The Ducks went from a Green Bay Packer image, to a cartoon character look. Nike took over and redesigned the entire Duck outfits.
Now the Ducks have three uniforms to choose from. Canary yellow to Hospital white to Gumby green.
The giant “O” on the Duck helmet should stand for “outhouse”because that is where these uniforms belong.
Somwhere Howard and Daffy Duck are celebrating by having a cigar and a cold drink. It gets better football fans, Nike will be taking over the NFL uniforms in a few years.
I can’t wait for three outfits of Seattle Seahawk tidy bowl blue with teletubbie green. If your a Baltimore Raven fan you should be worried. Your new logo could be Woody Woodpecker in a Tyrian purple mode.
The PAC 10 is now owned by these lovable Oregon Ducks. The Trojans once dominated this conference, now surrenders to the guys in canary yellow.
Trojan fans can rest assure that the “macho” maroon and gold uniforms will never be touched. These uniforms are timeless.
If anybody ever touched or changed the Trojans outfits, somebody would die.
USC and Oregon will get a bye week and then meet the day before Halloween. I can only imagine the outfits that will be worn in the stands:
Donald Duck costumes
Darkwing Duck costumes
AFLAC Duck costumes
Count Duckula costumes
Ping the Duck costumes
Howard and Daffy costumes- those are obvious.
Yikes! Duck Soup 2010.
The LAPD will have it’s hands full. Get the cameras ready. You Tube will be jumping.
It doesn’t really matter The Ducks will dominate on that day. Oregon is for real, and may end up playing for the National Championship.
Ducks 41 Trojans 27
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