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Pinch Me, I’m Dreaming

Posted By Scott Johnston On Dec 15 2010 @ 1:04 am In Golden State Warriors | No Comments

I admit it. When the Warriors were down 47-36 at home to the 6-18 Minnesota Timberwolves (let that sink in, for a second…) 6-18, and 1-12 on the road Timberwolves, down 11 in the 2nd quarter, I thought, “Ok, that’s it. I’m done. Time to jump ship on another 60-loss season. “ I mean it’s one thing to lose to San Antonio, New York, or even Phoenix at home. But this was where I was going to draw the line. A blowout loss at home to the Minnesota T’Wolves.

Just when I reached for the remote to close off the tube and the 2010-11 season, Louis Asmundson puts one in from close range to cut it to nine. Monta Ellis hits a free throw. Reggie Williams hits two. Dorell Wright grabs an offensive board and bucket. Then Wright from deep, followed by a couple more from the line. 12-0 run for the Warriors and a 54-51 lead at the half.

Now, I live in Boston. So these Warrior games usually end just after 1:00 am for me. Sometimes I get delirious I’m so tired. Like I could have sworn at 12:34 local time I just saw Acie Law actually make a basket. That’s what happens when you stay up this late, you start seeing things.

Had the Warriors gone on to not only lose, but lose badly at home, I was ready to get some zzzzz’s tonight and for the rest of winter. It was time to hibernate. I mean, if the Warriors can play like they’re sleep-walking, then I can certainly oblige them by doing the same.

But no. I have to stay up late and dream of things nobody has ever seen, like Amundson hitting a 20-footer on an assist from Law. You know, that old John Stockton-to-Karl Malone-like combo the Warriors now possess. Law-to-Amundson and the Warriors are up six. Someone pinch me, I’m sleeping. No really, pinch me.

Law finds David Lee down low for a dunk and the lead is eight. Pamela Anderson is now in the front row, and she’s taking off her… and there is Tommy Lee. What is she doing? She’s giving him …Oracle Sex!

Ok, I’m awake. Was dozing off there for a second. Sorry about that. Monta with a jumper. Williams with a dunk and the lead is now 12. Oh my, the 7-game losing skid is over. It’s not quite Freddy Mercury singing “We are the Champions” but it’s a start. It’s more like Alvin and the Chipmunks singing “We are the Weasels.” But hey at least for one night we’re singing about being something other than on the wrong end of the score. Final score 108-99, Golden State. The nightmare is over. Time for some sleep.

“Acie Law for threeeeeeee”

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CPR 12-16-2010

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