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Te’o, Lance & Scrub a dub-dub

Te’o, Lance & Scrub a dub-dub

So you’re thinking about attending this year’s NFL Scouting Combine in February?

When you do, best just leave your ‘moral-compass’ back at the motel. Won’t need it.

If the Manti Te’o scrub-up is any indicator, the character-test won’t be given out at this year’s obstacle course, or any other NFL dress rehearsal, for that matter.

Since the Deadspin article on Te’o’s fake, leukemia-stricken girlfriend hit the fan early last week, handlers of the Notre Dame All-American have been running him and his reputation through a media wash & spin cycle.

Irish AD-VP Jack Swarbrick kicked things off Wednesday with an ‘I believe Manti’ press conference.

On Friday, ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap interviewed the sequestered, fallen hero who fielded questions filtered through his attorney.

Now, Team Te’o has reportedly reserved time on the Katie Couric show this Thursday with his parents alongside as buffer. This Manti guy, he’s a real piece a’ work.

A clean-up job like this is rare, but the character kiss-off in the sport biz is nothing new.

Remember Larry Phillips (NEB / ‘96), the Cornhusker who dragged a woman down a stairwell and then Tom Osborne returned him to the roster just in time for the big game? The red-flags were flyin’ high on Larry but he still got the royal treatment on draft day (R1-P6 / STL). Now he’s resident of the California penal system. I wonder if Tom & Dick would’ve played social-worker had Larry not been a gridiron star? I’m thinking…no.

Te’o didn’t go caveman on anyone, he just played us all for Neanderthals.

Why don’t I believe Manti’s denial of any involvement in concocting the fake, fateful girlfriend? Because no man, I mean NO man, who is generally honest, would refer to an on-line friend whom he never met, neither in person or by video chat, even if believed to be real, as a “girlfriend” when speaking in public. No man.

But an arrogant, ignorant man might fabricate an on-line “girlfriend” with special purpose in mind: to cultivate attention & sympathy that will help to bring a Heisman contender the votes necessary to win the coveted award and the fame & fortune which accompanies its receipt. Every little bit helps when you play on that side of the ball which has never been primary workplace of a Heisman recipient.

A friend who purportedly dies of cancer is a sad tale to listeners. A “girlfriend” who dies is a memorable story to Heisman voters, especially when the word and its sad story are dropped into practically every interview you give.

The golden-domers had another Heisman hungry hero back in the day by the name of Joe Theismann (Theez-man). Some believe Joe changed the pronunciation of his last name to rhyme with the famous trophy in hopes of garnering votes. If true, goofy and kinda’ desperate, but harmless enough.

Te’o is claiming victim status, Swarbrick is firmly in his corner, a new MT girlfriend has appeared and a fabrication fall-guy has stepped forward (R. Tuiasosopo), a guy who‘s motive (Just for kicks?) will be as unbelievable as the Te’o denial. A weak explanation, to be sure, but it’s their story and they, along with most the media, are gonna’ stick to it.

The print media remains divided, skeptical of Manti Te’o, but Sportscenter is scrubbin’ like mad.

John Clayton on Te’o: “No character issue (1/17).”

Bill Polian: “No character issue.“

Schaap the Younger, assigned to Mr. Clean duty, conducted a closed-door interview with the beleaguered footballer on Friday (who looked like he’d just rolled out bed), ostensibly to get the true story but more likely to scrub-down the player’s image before his draft-value plummets and ND’s recruitment suffers. Jeremy on Te’o: “believable.” Bravo.

Earlier in the week, Oprah Winfrey Scrub & Shine provided the same service for Lance Armstrong Amalgamated. As Lancer’s record of deceit & skullduggery is major league in comparison to the young Te’o’s tally of tsk-tsks, he’ll need many more drives through the ‘character car wash’ before he’s presentable again, corporately speaking. But Lance is a savvy dude. He might still take PEDs mainstream, if the lawsuits don’t do him in.

When the media outlet that breaks the Manti Te’o hoax boasts its biggest claim to fame to be the Sterger / Favre item, it’s fair to say our 4th branch of government (the media) is not meeting its duty to the public interest. ‘Captured’ might be the relevant word here.

Like Mr. Phillips, Te’o will probably go 1st round in this April’s NFL Draft. And he will fare better, mentally speaking, than Larry did if he remains true to this one, simple rule. It’s called the Costanza Rule: “It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”

Steven Keys

Macro Sports

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  1. Corey Rioux Jan 21 20139:51 pm

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    Nice touch on the Constanza reference, Steven. Seinfeld never gets too old, and it relates to pretty much everything.

    Excellent piece yet again, and I’m on your side of all the arguments.

    Corey

  2. Steve Massey Jan 22 201312:01 am

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    You are correct about one thing; guys don’t speak certain things aloud. I don’t even like telling people that my wife and I met online, and I certainly didn’t advertise it, to even my best friends, before our first face to face.
    That leaves us with just 3 possibiliities:
    1.) He’s a liar, and that hurts his draft stock
    2.) He’s gullible to the point of Nnugghh! This also should affect his draft stock.
    Or C,) He’s in emotional puberty, which would explain the look on his face about half the time…this should drop him down the boards as well.
    Anyway you look at it, this imaginary lover cost him millions. Some team may spend a late first round pick on him, but that’s a serious roll of the dice when so many coaches and G.M.’s are on the hot seat these days. I could see this guy falling to the middle of the second, or maybe to the early third round for this…even a real girl couldn’t be worth that.
    I’ve seen precious few linebackers so highly touted out of school that have panned out in the NFL, and this guy brings Bosworth to mind, or maybe (more recently) English or Curry. I hope my team doesn’t grab him.
    How ’bout them Harbaugh boys? That’ll teach me; just because I didn’t think their mid to late season moves were good, doesn’t mean that they weren’t.
    San Fran 31-21

    Great piece, Steven

  3. bebe bebe Jan 22 20137:45 am

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    “Some team may spend a late first round pick on him” are you kidding me? Maybe you are just trying to get a rise out of your readers but look no further than Dez Bryant out of Okie St. the guy was a major problem and was under investigation by the NCAA, was suspended his last season with Okie St. but still was a first rounder. Look at Janoris Jenkins, the kid was an absolute disaster and many said he wouldnt get drafted til the 2nd day but low and behold, the biggest off field misfit……someone took a chance on him.

    I would bet my paycheque that Manti is taking in the first 20 picks…..Bears would trade up to get him if he is hanging around after the first 15 picks. I highly doubt the Saints let him stay on the board at No. 15.

  4. Steve Massey Jan 22 20138:56 am

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    Heya bebe bebe, please be advised that if I were trying to get a rise out of anyone here, it would be my ‘writer’, not my ‘reader(s); as I didn’t write the article, but commented.

    Perhaps you’re privy to what the Bears and Saints front offices are game planning, but I am not. For the present, I will make the assumption that Manti’s numbers come the Combine or his Pro-Day will be the chief criteria to where he is drafted. Unless those are off the charts, it almost certainly will be out of the top ten.

    Peace

  5. Steven Keys Jan 22 20136:54 pm

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    Corey: Jerry & Larry provided a treasure trove of funny, insightful quotes and characters. And, like you write, they covered “pretty much everything” and more. Heck, they even made soup funny! Go Browns.

    Bebe Bebe: When Te’o is finished with story-telling tour, assuming no faux-pas, he’ll return to his post-Alabama game rank. QB need is big, drives the decision-making (search for next CK?), though, on paper, so-so draft pool. I’ll guess Te’o goes lower than 20, late 1st or early 2nd round. League’s as desperate for good defenders as they are for QBs.

    Steve: The Harbaugh boys: ’bout as interesting as an episode of NOVA, or a Joe Flacco interview. I’m leaning Baltimore…today.

    Thanks for the comments.

    1. Corey Rioux Jan 23 20138:12 pm

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      Thanks for the moral support of Cleveland, Steven. It’s always needed this time of year. Unfortunately.

  6. Sport Program Jan 26 20136:02 pm

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    Thanks for your nice post. You put a nice twist to it. Nice work Steven.

    1. Steven Keys Jan 27 20138:19 pm

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      Nice of you to read & comment, SP.

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