The early days of February are here, and another Super Bowl is on our hands. As much as we all love the most glorified weekend in sports, this will be the last football game of another prestigious season. Whether your team is in New Orleans or not, one more franchise in history will go down as champions. Let’s get to your non-professional guide…

Conference Championship Sunday lived up to its hype, and the Harbaugh brothers are now meeting in Louisiana. I actually forgot to mention the possibility of the “Harbaugh Bowl” in my latest column; don’t ask me how, just happened.

Well, Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons failed to give the hometown fans a Super Bowl berth, but expect them to be around the next few years. Tony Gonzales or not. The same scenario played out in Foxboro, and Tom Brady failed to cement his legacy even further. Was this the last run for Brady and Belichick?  Every year that certain speculation is given light, but you can never count TB12 out, even if he wears Uggz. He’s aiming to be the only QB to ever appear in six Super Bowls, and I’m looking forward to when Eli Manning takes him down for a third straight time in Super Bowl XLVIII, ironically enough, in the Meadowlands. Wouldn’t that be a fitting end to Brady’s career? Alright, I’m kidding. Wait, am I?

I believe it’s time for another Love/Hate list, and I’m guessing you also have plenty to say on these topics.

Love List

1) Sean Payton- Welcome back to football, Sean. He may have had something to do with “BountyGate,” but one of the NFL’s greatest masterminds will be back on the sidelines next season. He’s also allowed to talk to his team again, as well as the Saints organization. Do you realize the extent of his ban? He couldn’t talk, text, or even email anyone who was involved with the Saints. He couldn’t even wish Drew Brees a happy birthday. Or wish Drew Brees’ kids a happy birthday. That’s almost a public solitary confinement. How is this allowed? I have absolutely no idea. It’s absurd. However, Payton and Brees are back, and maybe New Orleans won’t just be hosting the Super Bowl. We’ve seen crazier things happen.

2) Neurologists- According to reports, neurologists will be on site for all NFL games next season. That’s great news for concussions, the players, the coaches, the training staff, and most importantly, the neurologists. I don’t want to estimate how much these specialized doctors will be getting paid. The only thing we have to cross our fingers for is that we don’t end up with replacement neurologists. That would be awful.

3) Harbaugh Brothers- John and Jim will forever go down in history as the first brothers to face each other in a Super Bowl. Last year they had the opportunity, but this year it’s reality. There’s probably no one happier than the Harbaugh parents, especially former football coach, Jack Harbaugh. And there’s probably no one more upset than Tom Crean. He may have a superb basketball team, but he’s not as cool as his brother-in-laws.

4) Bernard Karmell Pollard- Otherwise known as “The Assassin,” and the “Patriots Killa,” Pollard did it again two weeks ago, making us all aware that he’s actually the anti-Patriot. I think you all know the history behind it, but just for fun, let’s all watch it together:

Wow.

4) New Orleans- I’ve never been there, but I hear it’s wonderful. And apparently, it’s a perfect place for the talking heads to set up location for a week. Whether it’s the french culture, the food, or Bourbon Street, southern Louisiana is a mecca for adventure.

5) Bill Simmons- He asked the question everyone else was afraid to ask. He should be commended for that. Go get ‘em, Bill. And sorry about Pollard.

Hate List

1) Deer-Antler Spray- You knew this was coming. Did Ray Lewis use PED’s? Is is possible to come back from torn triceps in 10 weeks? These are all great questions that may never be answered. Steroids and banned substances are here to stay, and we’ll never get rid of them. And they may have bizarre names such as “Deer-Antler spray,” but regardless of your opinion, they’re illegal. And they’re tainting our sports. But we may have to live with it.

2) Super Bowl Media- I love radio row, and the set locations in downtown, but I despise the hype. If you’re talking about the teams’ journeys, or the teams’ history, that’s fine. But if you’re trying to dissect the strategy on how each team will win on game day, and you’re doing that everyday, I’m not watching it. I’ll read your column or hear your opinion, but only once. Not twice, not three times, and not four times. Speculation on the outcome is fun amongst your friends, but not the same answers from the same talking heads for two weeks. Can we think of something more creative?

3) Alex Rodriguez- Yes, not football related, but PED related. How can you get caught twice, Alex? Are you kidding me? Like the famous line, but I’ll reverse it: “Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you.” That makes more sense when PED’s are involved.

4) Sports Illustrated- Way to divert the topics of discussion, SI. Are you trying to put an asterisk next to this Super Bowl? Are you pulling a Jerry Rice? Are you turning into private investigators? Is the Super Bowl not good enough for you? Do you hate New Orleans? Do you hate Baltimore? Do you not like murderers (allegedly)?

5) The Game Line- San Francisco is only favored by 3.5 points, making it nearly impossible for me to be confident in my pick. Yes, San Fran could blow them out, but they might only win by the leg of Akers, also. The Ray-Train and Baltimore might believe in destiny, and that’s not good, either. Regardless, I’m sticking with my gut and taking San Francisco -3.5.

The coveted preseason Super Bowl pick was within a hand’s reach, but I fell short. Am I pissed? Yeah. Is it okay? Yeah, it is. But I was so damn close. Here’s the revisions on my playoff picks:

Wild Card Weekend

(3) Houston defeats (6) Cincinnati. (Correct.)

(3) Green Bay defeats (6) Minnesota. (Correct.)

(5) Indianapolis defeats (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(5) Seattle defeats (4) Washington. (Correct.)

Divisional Round

(1) Denver defeats (5) Indianapolis  (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(2) New England defeats (3) Houston. (Correct.)

(1) Atlanta defeats (5) Seattle. (Correct.)

(2) San Francisco defeats (3) Green Bay. (Correct.)

Conference Championships

(2) New England defeats (1) Denver (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(2) San Francisco defeats (1) Atlanta. (Correct.)

Super Bowl XLVII

(2) San Francisco defeats (2) New England (4) Baltimore.

Baltimore Ravens vs. San Francisco 49ers (Sunday, New Orleans, 6:30 PM ET, CBS)

If you’ve read me before, you know I picked San Francisco to win the 47th Super Bowl back in May, and I’m not wavering from my predictions. They may have changed quarterbacks mid-season, but it brought new energy to an already energized organization. It’s the tale of Tom Brady all over again, history is almost repeating itself. San Francisco has never lost a Super Bowl, they’re 5-0 all time. Baltimore has only played in one Super Bowl, but they were also victorious. The legend of Ray Lewis is coming to an end, but the legend of Kaepernick is just beginning. Both Harbaugh’s are tremendous coaches, but Jim has the highest ceiling. No one’s mentioned this all week, but Randy Moss could win his first Super Bowl. These two teams are talented and ready to leave it all out on the gridiron, but only one can be crowned champions. And only one franchise can hoist the glistening Lombardi Trophy in the Mercedez-Benz Superdome. Let the era of the 49ers begin.

The pick: San Francisco 49ers. May you all enjoy the final day of the 2012-13 NFL season.

Can you believe it? There are only three games left in the 2012-13 NFL season. Let me say that again: There are only three games left in the 2012-13 NFL season. As much as I so candidly love the playoffs, when this time of year rolls around, the tissues are out and the mood is somber; football is coming to an end. Wasn’t it not too long ago when Dallas squared off against New York on “Wednesday Night Football?” This is unfair.

Last week was beyond crazy, not just in the NFL, but in the land of sports. That’s why I’ve compiled a love/hate list as well as a welcome (Head Coach edition)/farewell list. As you will notice, my “Love list” contains a significant amount of Browns news, but you have to respect my fanhood. Okay, you don’t have to.) And because these kind of lists can be extensive, I’ll keep them to five a piece. After this, we’ll get to the picks this Sunday.

Love List

1) Jimmy Haslam- Not only has the new Browns owner come into Cleveland with a bang, he’s already leaving a massive footprint. Besides from assembling an eager front office and coaching staff (more on them in this list), he’s bringing marketing to the shores of Lake Erie. “Cleveland Browns Stadium” is now “FirstEnergy Stadium.” I agree, not the flashiest name, but if it brings in more money, I’m all for it. Why do you think the Patriots have success? Bob Kraft built one hell of a facility, and to my knowledge, that brings in the kind of people you need to run a successful franchise. Congratulations, Jimmy Haslam, you’ve earned my trust, and I’m beginning to like you. A lot. Even if you’re a Republican (I’m kidding).

2) Mike Lombardi- Welcome back to Cleveland, Mike. After more than a 5 year absence from the personnel side of the league, Lombardi is returning. As a “BS Report” staple, I’ve had the pleasure of listening to Lombardi for quite some time, but I’m not the biggest advocate of his perspective. Although, if he does bring back the “Belichick Philosophy” from the 90′s, I’m all for it. Optimism is the most important trait of all, and that’s what I have for the Banner/Scheiner/Lombardi era of the Cleveland Browns front office. If only Holmgren & Heckert could of figured it out, though.

3) Ray Horton- After demanding a release from the Arizona Cardinals, one of the most talented DC’s in the league is headed to Cleveland. Things could not be better for the Browns. Aside from Norv Turner taking over the offensive reigns, Horton- a head coaching candidate this offseason- is brining his experience to a young, ambitious defense. Much like the one in Arizona. Although Dick Jauron had his success, Horton brings a new kind of feel to the table. One that’s needed.

4) Colin Kaepernick- Ladies and Gentleman, your new Tom Brady! After winning the Super Bowl this year, all Kaepernick has to do is win 2 more, and then marry a super-model to eliminate the possibility of winning another one. But be allowed to lose when it’s all on the line. Sounds good, huh? I’m all for it, Colin, so take notes.

5) The Baltimore Ravens- Ray Lewis, Jacoby Jones, and Joe Flacco. Peyton Manning can thank them- as well as Rahim Moore- for another playoff loss. Two weeks ago, I wrote that the Ray Lewis retiring story may not be real. Well, I think it is. These Ravens are playing inspired football, and they could very well make the Super Bowl, as long as the Ray-Train hasn’t run out of steam. And let’s be honest, that guy doesn’t run out of anything.

Hate List

1) Manti Te’o- Well, this is the most bizarre sports story in quite some time. Is Manti telling the truth? Was he in on the hoax? Is it really a cover up because he’s gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)? Only time will be able to tell for this controversy. But it will surely question his character, which will certainly affect his future in football.

2) Chip Kelly- I thought you were on your way to Cleveland, Chip, but you deceived us. How dare you. Screw you and your silly flip-flopping. I hope Rob Chudzinksi and Jimmy Haslam kick your ass. Sincerely, a disgruntled Browns fan.

3) Lance Armstrong- May not be football related, but I had to mention it. Armstrong may as well be the largest fraud in sports, and I’m not accepting your apology. Rick Reilly wrote about it earlier this week, and he was right. There is nothing to say or feel except disappointment.

4) Peter King- This one’s a little over the top, by no means do I “hate” Peter King, he just deserves a little blasting. And because I want to rub it in his face. King’s Super Bowl pick of Packers-Broncos fell apart last weekend, and I just wanted to give the reminder that mine is still alive (more on this later). Keep on writing, Pete. Oh, and I love the tweets as well.

5) Peyton Manning in the Playoffs- There’s two things Peyton Manning hates: The postseason and the cold weather. This two factors force Peyton to make unprecedented mistakes, and that will always be his biggest downfall. Unfortunately.

Welcome List

1) Bruce Arians- Arizona will love you. Kevin Kolb will love you. Larry Fitzgerald will love you. John McCain might hate you. But you’ll do well in Phoenix, Bruce. #Chuckstrong.

2) Marc Trestman- This is the sneaky-good hire of the offseason. Take a look at his credentials, they’re magnificent. In five years, when the Chicago Bears have two Super Bowl rings, we’ll look back and say, Wow, Marc Trestman! Really, Marc Trestman!

3) Chip Kelly- We already went over this. It doesn’t help that I hate the Eagles, either.

4) Mike McCoy- Almost like Chudzinski, I’m skeptical of this hire, but I’d bet that it will work out rather than not. With a solid man under center, a great OC in Whisenhunt, and an underrated location (I’ve heard SD’s awesome), the Chargers will succeed.

5) Gus Bradley- Very shocked that Bradley got a head coaching gig over Ray Horton, but I’m not complaining. However, if Mike Mularkey couldn’t do it, can Bradley?

Farewell List

1) Peter Carroll and Russell Wilson’s Rookie Campaign- That was one exhilarating run for the Seahawks, and they didn’t go down without a fight. The departure of Bradley could affect the defensive outcome, but as long as Wilson and Carroll are at the helm, only good things will come.

2) Green Bay Packers- Many thought Rodgers had it in him again, and maybe he did, but his defense didn’t. He still contains the most upside at the QB position, and we know that can go very far. And as his mentor knows, you can’t win ‘em all.

3) Houston Texans- I never thought Houston had the caliber to make a run at the Super Bowl, guess I was right on that front. The roster may go over a mini-makeover as well as some minor-tweaking, but the Texans are far from being washed up.

4) Peyton Manning’s Prime- Yup, I said it. That’s it, my friends. Call the undertaker, Peyton Manning’s prime has passed away. This was his last shot at a Super Bowl, and it vanished because of Joe Flacco’s arm. Yikes.

5) Stan Musial- A true legend of his time. Baseball will miss you, Stan. Rest in Peace.

Well, let’s get to the picks because this is technically a guide to the NFL playoffs…

Here’s how my picks fared last week:

Wild Card Weekend

(3) Houston defeats (6) Cincinnati. (Correct.)

(3) Green Bay defeats (6) Minnesota. (Correct.)

(5) Indianapolis defeats (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(5) Seattle defeats (4) Washington. (Correct.)

Divisional Round

(1) Denver defeats (5) Indianapolis  (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(2) New England defeats (3) Houston. (Correct.)

(1) Atlanta defeats (5) Seattle. (Correct.)

(2) San Francisco defeats (3) Green Bay. (Correct.)

Conference Championships

(2) New England defeats (1) Denver (4) Baltimore.

(2) San Francisco defeats (1) Atlanta.

Super Bowl XLVII

(2) San Francisco defeats (2) New England.

So those are my revisions, and the coveted Super Bowl pick is still alive. Can you believe I made that pick in May? Neither can I. Onto this weekend’s games:

San Francisco 49ers @ Atlanta Falcons (Sunday, 3:00 PM ET, FOX)

By no means would I be surprised if the Atlanta Falcons bought a ticket to New Orleans this Sunday, but I think destiny has other plans. The Niners are playing well-rounded football and Atlanta tends to struggle on at least one side of the ball. But Matt Ryan is the winningest regular season QB of all time by QB’s in their first five seasons with 56 wins, that’s impressive. Ryan knows how to throw the ball and he knows how to win. That’s a deadly combination. But on the other side, charisma is the name of the game. Whether it’s the coach, the QB, the defense, the history, they got it all. And according to Harbaugh, no one has it better than them. Niners win.

Baltimore Ravens @ New England Patriots (Sunday, 6:30 PM ET, CBS)

Can Brady and Belichick advance to their sixth Super Bowl? Where does that put Brady on the most Super Bowl appearances by a QB list? The answers to those questions are yes and first. No other QB has appeared in six Super Bowls, and as of now, Elway and Brady sit atop the list with five. I wrote about the Ravens above, and this year appears to be a lot different from last, but that seems to be the case for both squads. The Ray Lewis retirement party could be obtaining another rain check, or it may finally begin. New England has the experience and the leadership. Baltimore has the energy and the talent. Both teams have the guts. But only one can move on. It could be a mirror image of last season, or the opposite. The tale of Tom Brady is back, and another chapter is about to be written. Patriots win.

Let’s hope the Super Bowl pick holds true, or I’ll end up like this guy:

And for the Browns fans out there, our favorite Cleveland comedian- Mike Polk Jr.- is back. These are sure to bring a few laughs:

(This one’s before the hire of Chudzinski.)

Well, that’s that. Enjoy the games. See you next week.

Welcome back to the one-and-only non-professional guide to the NFL postseason. I hope you enjoyed last week as much as I did, well, actually, Wild Card Weekend didn’t go as planned. After making my predictions for all 11 games over the next month (later in column), hoping that the coveted 11-0 mark would hold true…it didn’t. However, 3-1 isn’t all that disgraceful, and blemishes is what makes this your non-professional guide.

I’m assuming all who are reading this know the outcomes of the four games last weekend, and if you don’t, I wouldn’t rely on my writing ability/credibility. Here are the topics/headlines that summed up Wild Card Weekend:

1) The Houston Texans survived the Marvin Lewis storm, and by storm, I mean a sun shower that’s not threatening. If you haven’t realized by now, Cincinnati has lost 3 wild card games in the past 4 years, and Coach Lewis is 0-4 in the postseason. Never pick the Bengals in January, ever.

2) Christian Ponder decided to be a wuss during the most important time of the season, and the Minnesota Vikings got “Joe-Webbed.” Green Bay cemented the fact that Week 17 was a fluke, and I’m actually starting to believe they gave the win to Minnesota so they could steamroll over them at icy Lambeau Field.

3) The Indianapolis Colts simply did not show up, and Chuckstrong will be put to rest until next season. It was one heck of a ride for Pagano and Luck, and they obviously have a bright future in store. And for Baltimore, maybe this Ray Lewis retiring ordeal is true, and the Ravens could be Super Bowl contenders.

4) The NFC’s super-hyped team, better known as the Seattle Seahawks, won handedly in Washington after early game struggles. Pete Carroll could be leading one of the most exciting and revolutionary championship runs in the modern-football era, all behind one of the most underrated rookies of recent years, Russell Wilson. And yes, Luck and RG3 have been exiled from the playoffs, but Wilson stays alive. If you think about that, it’s shocking. Speaking of RG3, may his knee recover fully as no football fan likes to see such an extraordinary player fall as he did.

Here’s how my picks fared last week:

Wild Card Weekend

(3) Houston defeats (6) Cincinnati. (Correct.)

(3) Green Bay defeats (6) Minnesota. (Correct.)

(5) Indianapolis defeats (4) Baltimore. (Incorrect.)

(5) Seattle defeats (4) Washington. (Correct.)

Divisional Round

(1) Denver defeats (5) Indianapolis  (4) Baltimore.

(2) New England defeats (3) Houston.

(1) Atlanta defeats (5) Seattle.

(2) San Francisco defeats (3) Green Bay.

Conference Championships

(2) New England defeats (1) Denver.

(2) San Francisco defeats (1) Atlanta.

Super Bowl XLVII

(2) San Francisco defeats (2) New England.

So those are my revisions, we’ll see how they fare once again. Onto this weekend’s games:

Baltimore Ravens @ Denver Broncos (Saturday, 4:30 PM ET, CBS)

Peyton Manning has never once won in freezing conditions, and that’s how the weather is playing out in the Mile-High City this weekend. We’ve all seen Peyton fall out of the playoffs early when he’s the 1-seed, and I’m afraid that could be in store Saturday afternoon. However, Baltimore does still not have the offensive framework to dismantle a defense, and even with Ray Lewis as motivation, that scares me. With that, the inevitable Brady vs. Manning AFC Championship will remain a possibility.

Green Bay Packers @ San Francisco 49ers (Saturday, 8:00 PM ET, FOX)

Much like an independent voter, I’m leaning both ways on this one. Green Bay has been playing exceptional football and Aaron Rodgers has continued torching secondaries, but San Francisco is led by a young charismatic coach, and young charismatic quarterback. As well as maintaining one of the NFL’s most indomitable defenses, the Niners have the credentials to advance to their second straight NFC Championship. And because I can’t differ from my Super Bowl pick…San Francisco is victorious…narrowly.

Seattle Seahawks @ Atlanta Falcons (Sunday, 1:00 PM ET, FOX)

Can Matt Ryan (and Mike Smith) and the Atlanta Falcons hurdle the playoff cliff? After putting their most balanced team of recent years on the field this season, I believe it’s about time. Yet, is Seattle’s defense just too talented for that to happen? Yeah, maybe. And are Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch just too explosive? Once again, maybe. Pete Carroll may have discovered his best coaching formula (besides recruiting violations…okay, that’s Reggie Bush’s fault), but Atlanta gets to play in their dome and in their city, and Matty Ice is finally becoming an elite signal caller; therefore, Falcons win. Finally.

Houston Texans @ New England Patriots (Sunday, 4:30 PM ET, CBS)

There’s been connections to the 2010 NY Jets with this Houston team, but I’m not buying it. And if you own it, you better sell it. Houston doesn’t possess a dignified passing game, and New England’s run defense is above-par. Plus, this is Tom Brady trying to become the most decorated quarterback in NFL history, as well as Belichick attempting to become the actual Vince Lombardi. New England doesn’t have a true test in the AFC except for the Broncos, so I’ll be waiting for that game next weekend.

In other news, my Cleveland Browns made a controversial decision by hiring Rob Chudzinski as the next head coach in northern Ohio. Just when Jimmy Haslam and Joe Banner were starting to impress me, they deflated my hope. I’m banking on the fact that Chudzinski can bring back the high-flying offense from 2007, but if he can’t, we’ll be rebuilding again, shortly. Sometimes when it doesn’t seem right, the outcome is astonishing. Come on, Chudzinski, my faith is with you. But not with Norv Turner.

If you want to see the press conference in which Haslam and Banner introduced the new lead man, here are the links:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Well, that’s that. Enjoy the games. See you next week.

Well, I’m back. After an almost third of the year hiatus, writing and I have come back together. You may ask why I haven’t written in such a prolonged period of time, but I have my reasons. And because I have nothing better to do than tell you those reasons, here they are: (1) I never thought schoolwork would be so overwhelming to the point where I have negative free time (yes, negative free time)… (2) College is kind of important, so I’m trying my best to make sure I get in… (3) Frankly, if I decided to stay up in the wee hours of the night to bang out NFL columns, I wouldn’t be able to function. And it’s not as if I’m making a profit ($) from doing that, but the benefits aren’t important as long as my voice is heard. Therefore, the playoffs are my calling card, and there wasn’t a better time to reenter the PSB land than January. So, I apologize for the absence, but here I am.

Before we get into all the playoff banter, I’d like to take a moment to reflect on America’s most beloved franchise: The Cleveland Browns. (Okay, that’s a lie.) Anyways, the Shurmur, Holmgren, and Heckert era has came to an end as a man with pockets deeper than the ocean floor has made his way into northern Ohio. Personally, I enjoyed the former regimen, but when you can’t win, that’s that. Jimmy Haslam and Joe Banner most certainly have their priorities straight, and the process of interviewing coaches is well underway. Especially with Oregon’s lead mean, Chip Kelly. It’s by no means a done-deal yet, but I think the offensive mastermind behind the Ducks success is well on his way to dressing up in Orange-and-Brown. With the 6th pick in the draft, Cleveland will be rebuilding again, and probably not behind the 29-year-old rookie quarterback. Whichever way the ball rolls, I’ll be intrigued for the coming months.

The quest for my preseason prediction of a Niners vs. Pats Super Bowl in New Orleans to come true begins today, and more importantly, I’m attempting the impossible 11-0 prediction for all playoff games. No, not the point spread, just the winner. This isn’t about the gambling (well…), it’s about immortality and cementing your NFL knowledge. A lot has happened this season (too many storylines to count), and even a lot has happend this postseason (the coaching carousel), but it’s finally time to sit back and enjoy playoff football. Whether you like it or not. Before my non-professional analysis for games on tap for this weekend, here’s my prediction on the how the playoffs turn out:

Wild Card Weekend

(3) Houston defeats (6) Cincinnati.

(3) Green Bay defeats (6) Minnesota.

(5) Indianapolis defeats (4) Baltimore.

(5) Seattle defeats (4) Washington.

Divisional Round

(1) Denver defeats (5) Indianapolis.

(2) New England defeats (3) Houston.

(1) Atlanta defeats (5) Seattle.

(2) San Francisco defeats (3) Green Bay.

Conference Championships

(2) New England defeats (1) Denver.

(2) San Francisco defeats (1) Atlanta.

Super Bowl XLVII

(2) San Francisco defeats (2) New England.

We’ll see how that plays out. Onto this weekend’s games:

Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans (Saturday, 4:30 PM ET, NBC)

Can you ever really trust Marvin Lewis in the postseason? Actually, can you ever trust Marvin Lewis? The lesson as always is absolutely not. And isn’t this the exact same game from last postseason in which Houston won by three touchdowns? Why yes it is. That should tell you something. Throughout the season, Cincinnati was the team you weren’t scared to play, but yet, they somehow snuck out ten victories to coast into the playoffs fairly easily. They only have one legitimate target through the air and it’s not as if the Law Firm is going to rush for 200 yards. Meanwhile, in southeast Texas, Houston possesses an overall balanced team that sometimes lacks a competent man under center. But that shouldn’t be an issue against this Bengals team, especially with Arian Foster. Houston may lack championship potential, especially after the last two weeks, but they’re  looking for a rematch with the Patriots. And they’ll get it.

Minnesota Vikings @ Green Bay Packers (Saturday, 8:00 PM ET, NBC)

As football fans, I think we’ll agree that the Vikings got a tad lucky last week. Guess how many times they scored 37+ points all season before Week 17? Yup, you guessed it, not once. They won’t do it again, either. Especially not in Green Bay, or in the playoffs. Also, apparently Christian “I Can’t Believe I Might Be A Franchise Quarterback” Ponder doesn’t play all too well outdoors based on the stats compiled by Bill Simmons this weekend. Adrian Peterson may be having the single greatest season of all time by a running back, but he can’t possibly- single handedly- defeat Aaron Rodgers on the road in the postseason. Rodgers is playing exceptional football and an under-the-radar Super Bowl run is definitely in the works. His receivers are healthy, Antoine Winfield is banged up, and he’s also facing Leslie Frazier. So yeah, let’s chalk up a win for the cheeseheads. Not again, Minnesota, not again.

Indianapolis Colts @ Baltimore Ravens (Sunday, 1:00 PM ET, CBS)

It’s been one hell of season in Indiana, and that’s an understatement. Chuckstrong has never been stronger, and even amidst the news of Ray Lewis retiring, the Ravens don’t possess the firepower on the offensive side of the ball to defeat Chuck Pagano and Andrew “I’m Better Than RG3 And You Know It” Luck. Also, I’ve got this feeling that Ray-Ray isn’t actually hanging up the cleats unless Baltimore hoists the Lombardi Trophy. Makes sense, right? Just something to light a fire under his team, so he can retire, but he won’t go out after a season he barely played in. It’s just not him. Back to the Colts, if they win this game, and as long as Cincinnati loses, they’ll be playing Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos next weekend. I don’t even have to explain why that’s a must-watch game. It’s pretty much inevitable. You can put faith in Ray Lewis all you want, but Chuckstrong is unstoppable, at least for the moment.

Seattle Seahawks @ Washington Redskins (Sunday, 4:30 PM ET, FOX)

Well, Tony Romo did it again last weekend, and now RG3 gets to play in a playoff game just like his rookie counterpart, Andrew Luck. The Shanahan’s deserve a boatload of credit, but not as much as my favorite coach in the NFL, Pete Carroll. Mr. Carroll has put together one of the most competitive and most balanced teams in the NFL today, while making the correct decisions along the way (ex. Russell Wilson). That deserves something along the lines of a Coach of the Year Award, but Chuck Pagano and Bruce Arians rightfully deserve that hardware (not you, Leslie Frazier). Washington has a distinct offense that can hang with the best, but their ability to win rests in the hands of their sub-par defense. Yeah, some injuries have plagued them throughout the course of the season, but it might not matter against the Seattle “We’re Just As Good As Anyone Else In This Legue” Seahawks. Maybe the editor-in-chief of Grantland was right when he picked Seattle to win the Super Bowl behind Russell Wilson’s arm, but the Heisman Trophy winner may have something to say about that. However, even on the road, the Redskins won’t outlast Seattle.

Reviewing the Preseason Predictions

I made 12 predictions before the season began, seven in one column, five in another, and now it’s time to review them. Well, at least the ones I can review, some are still up in the air. Here we go.

Peyton Manning will win Comeback Player of the Year.

Unless Adrian Peterson is considered a “Comeback Player,” even though he got hurt in Week 16 last year, Peyton Manning should have this one all wrapped up. But with my luck, AP will walk away with the award, even when a certain someone who didn’t play all of last season, deserves it.

Houston will NOT win the AFC South.

Was I living in a cave? Someone please tell me why I would picked the Titans to win this division. The Tennessee Titans?! They didn’t even put up a fight, the Colts did. Granted, Houston didn’t have a phenomenal season, but they still ran away with the division mighty comfortably.

Rex Ryan will lose his job. 

Seven coaches lost their job on “Black Monday,” but Rex Ryan was not included in the list. New York had the kind of season I thought they would, but Jets management, surprisingly, made the right call. Ryan’s a fabulous coach who led his team to the AFC Championship in two straight seasons with Mark Sanchez, and he didn’t have the talent this season to compete, but he deserves to keep his job for another season. With the right offseason moves, the Jets could be a Wild Card contender once again next season. Hang in there, Rex.

Most competitive division: NFC South.

This one went way off course. Atlanta ran away with it, New Orleans didn’t live up to my expectations, Tampa was still mediocre (but definitely better), and Carolina still sucked. Should of picked the NFC East…damn.

Green Bay will once again have the best regular season record. 

If it wasn’t for their offense being all out of sorts in the first portion of the season, this prediction might look a little better. However, the three seed and a division championship is still something to be proud of in Wisconsin. Did anyone else pick Atlanta to have the best record? Yes? No? Nobody cares?

Denver Won’t Make the Playoffs. 

…and they got the 1-seed. Yeah, no comment.

Taking a Year Off: Mike Wallace.

Wallace ended up playing, but based on his performance, it was like he still took a year off. Free agency won’t be a nice as you thought, Mike. However, I’ll take you in Cleveland, because we could use anybody right about now.

New Orleans Won’t Have an Answer. 

Hey, I got one right!

Rookie of the Year: Trent Richardson. 

Richardson had an above-average rookie campaign, but he still isn’t in contention for Rookie of the Year. This one’s most likely landing in the arms of RG3, with Andrew Luck a close second.

Best Offseason Transaction: Atlanta Snags Asante Samuel.

Samuel had an outstanding year in Atlanta, especially with the season-ending injury to Brent Grimes in the secondary. And to think they only got him for a seventh rounder? I’m still bitter Cleveland didn’t acquire him. Not that it would have mattered.

Well, that’s that. Enjoy the games. See you next week.

Wasn’t it not too long ago I wrote a column criticizing the NFL and Roger Goodell on the decisions of “Bountygate?“ Well, Roger, you’ve done it again. And, so I might add, in a more “Everyone thinks you’re King George III” kind of way. Although this may not be as prominent as the Stamp Act, it may be just as popular. However, popular for all the wrong reasons.

At what point in time do we, as football fans, decide to chastise the league we love? Unfortunately, the 2012 season might be the time. Who would of thought the potential lockout of 2011 wouldn’t create a big a hassle as the referee lockout did? Thankfully, the real men in pinstripes are back at it after Monday night’s fiasco. And what better way to welcome them back than with a column about a Cleveland Browns primetime game. Now that’s what I’m talking about. Let’s catch you up on the current situation in Cleveland:

There’s no other way to put it, so here it is: The Cleveland Browns might just suck. But I’m not willing to give up on my team until they are mathematically eliminated from contention and I start looking forward to the NFL Draft in April. Yet, glimpses of life have been shown in the last couple of weeks…Brandon Weeden (better known as BW3. No? Damn.) is becoming crisper in the pocket after Week 1′s pitiful performance (alright I’ll admit it, not that crisp, but you know what I mean), Trent Richardson is proving why he was selected at number 3 in New York, and, honestly, Cleveland has been seriously contending in the early part of the season.

I’m not willing to speak about the losses to Philadelphia or Cincinnati, because those should have been glorified victories. However, everyone knows by now that that’s not the path the Cleveland Browns decide to take, unfortunately. Buffalo just beat us, and the loss of Joe Haden through weeks 2, 3, and 4 is ultimately disastrous. Adderall, Joe? Seriously. Guess that’s what makes you a Gator.

Thursday night’s game in Baltimore marked Cleveland’s first nationally televised game since Colt McCoy’s head was taken off in Pittsburgh in Week 13 of last year. Here’s some thoughts about last night:

Cleveland’s Not That Bad

Currently, I’m not in favor of blaming the organization or the team for an 0-4 start. There’s many factors that have contributed to such a poor beginning; which has resulted in a wasted season, already. Those factors include, injuries (Taylor, Massaquoi, Gocong), suspensions (we already covered this, Haden), and “veteranship” (is that a word? Regardless, the youngest team in the NFL). Who would have thought two first round draftees, a talented defense, and an above average offensive line would lead to four straight losses? Obviously I’m kidding, because all the talking-heads denigrate Cleveland whenever they get the opportunity. And for no good reason at all.

Browns fans find themselves in a twisted world where the “Cleveland Browns always suck.” However, that’s not really the case. Cleveland only lost by more than 10 points a total of four times last season, and those games were against Tennessee, Houston, Baltimore, and Pittsburgh. Yes, Tennessee isn’t a powerhouse but the 3 latter teams are Super Bowl Contenders. In the other 8 losses of the season, 6 of them were one score ballgames and the other 2, two score ballgames. Ladies and Gentleman, Cleveland contends almost every week. Surprised? Probably.

Could you make the case that the “Dawg Pound” is just extremely (and I mean, extremely) unlucky? I believe you could.

Cleveland’s Receivers Really Do Suck

They don’t just suck, they’re blatantly awful. Greg Little can’t catch, Travis Benjamin is a backup, Josh Gordon is still learning, Josh Cribbs isn’t a receiver (haha), Jordan Norwood is Jordan Norwood, and Massaquoi has been in the league for quite some time now, and there’s no signs of life. Wow, that list stunk, huh? And I’m not just upset because Greg “I’m the new Braylon Edwards” Little dropped a picture perfect touchdown which would have brought the game within a field goal, I’m upset because the front office has done a horrific job at constructing this wide receiver corps. Just go sign Plaxico Burress already. That has to be done.

The one element of the passing game that stands out are the receivers inability to gain separation from their defender. Just watch some tape and you’ll realize every time Weeden (and McCoy last year) throws the football, there’s a defender right on top of the receiver. Every single freaking time. I don’t know if that’s a coaching mistake, or just a lack of talent. I’m going with lack of talent. Brandon Weeden has potential (once he starts looking off the secondary), but that potential won’t have the ability to showcase itself if he doesn’t have the correct arsenal of weapons. And, like always, I don’t see those weapons making their way to Cleveland anytime soon. Well, unless they capture the number 1 pick in the draft. (Can’t believe we’re talking about that already. Crap.)

If the receivers don’t step up, the offense won’t leap to the next level, it’s that simple. However, that brings us to our next topic…

Brad Childress, You Have Trent Richardson, Use Him

Since it’s Week 4 and nothing’s happened, I assume the knee is fine. So just use Trent Richardson, please. I know Shurmur is trying to implement the “West Coast Offense” into Cleveland, but with a tailback who possesses absurd amount of talent, just run the ball. In the offseason, Shurmur helped hire former Minnesota Vikings head coach, Brad Childress. And here’s his job: Offensive Coordinator. Run the offense correctly, I’m begging you. Weeden threw the ball 52 times on Thursday night. 52 times!? Are you kidding me? He’s a rookie with no receivers, let the game develop with him, don’t let him develop the game himself.

At various points in the night, mostly Cleveland’s TD drive and their final possession, Weeden moved the ball effectively and efficiently down the field in a quick manner, through the air. Yet, on other drives, Cleveland stalled quicker than me driving a stick-shift car. And to much surprise, that doesn’t win football games. Shocker, right?

Trent Richardson looks magnificent. He is flying down the field, his agility is great, he’s breaking tackles, and most importantly, he’s gaining yards. He also has happened to score 4 times this season. Yeah, that’s right, he’s averaging a TD a game. Build the offense around him and then let the passing game develop.

Nervous About The Future

A few columns back I wrote about the sale of the team and the possibility of another rebuilding stage for Cleveland. With an 0-4 start and a new owner, that possibility keeps creating better odds. Personally, I like Pat Shurmur, as well as Holmgren and Heckert. I’m not ready to see them go. However, the days may be counting down ’til Jimmy Haslam decides to pull the plug on this era. But that’s what makes us such great fans, willing to stick with our team through every bump in the road. And hopefully, it’s not the current staff’s last season.

After Thursday night’s game, I’ve come to the realization that I’m satisfied with the Cleveland Browns. Win or lose, I’ll always be fan. Making strides is half the process, even if they carry into next season.

Considering I wrote “more next week” in my last column, I figured it’s time to finally write. Obviously, I didn’t follow up with what I said, but I do have my reasons. Such as being a full-time student, having a job that isn’t anywhere near as fun as this one, but pays me, and trying to get some actual sleep. Regardless, I’m here to break-down another rough patch in Cleveland Browns history. As well as throw in some season predictions and my thoughts on the first Sunday of the football calendar, which is already here. Believe it or not.

Are the Cleveland Browns the NFL’s sneaky good team of 2012? Now after you read that question you immediately thought I was another one of those fans who always thinks his/her team is secretly a contender, no matter the circumstances. Thankfully for you, I’m not one of them. And I never will be. Throughout my lifetime the Browns have either not been in existence, been a “laughing-stock” team, and actually, once upon a time, made the playoffs one year (2003) and won 10 games another year (2007). Climbing out of the Cleveland sports hole isn’t easy because that hole is 1,000,0000,000 feet deep and we’re not climbers. However, I’m a sports fan who has his team’s back every single day of the week. Then again, if you’re not one of those sports fans, are you even a sports fan at all? No, you’re not.

Someone once told me that sports are modern-day mythology, but recently, they’ve become reality. And they’re going to stay that way…for a long time.

Looking at Cleveland’s season is challenging; they have a rookie QB, a rookie RB, and a defense that keeps sustaining injuries. To be honest, I don’t know how this season will turn out for Pat Shurmur and company. It could be a mediocre 8-8 year (I freakin’ hope so), or it could result in the firing of Shurmur as well as Holmgren packing his bags as new ownership is rumored to have an interest in bringing in former Philadelphia Eagles president, Joe Banner, to take over Holmgren’s integral role in the organization. Whichever way the ball rolls in northen Ohio, Browns fans are sure to witness the same old story: A sub-par team trying to get it together, or another rebuilding stage as the offices are cleared out in Berea.

Ironically, with the news of Banner, Cleveland opens the season on the 9th of September at home against an Eagles team who’s looking to avenge last season’s dismal performance. Can the new tandem of Weeden and Richardson bring hope to a hopeless sports city? I have no idea, anymore. Can the defense hold up with the losses of Taylor, Gocong, and Fujita? Against Philadelphia, possibly. But for the rest of the season, I’m nervous to find out the answer. Then again, Taylor should be making his return by November the latest, and  I’m just hoping that it’s not already too late by then. Regardless of all the facts and worrisome headlines, Browns fans know one thing for sure: Our team is back, and so is football. We’re just happy to have that back in our lives. And if they can win, then all the better.

Thanks to the help of a friend (Marc Squizzero, don’t follow him on Twitter), here are some ideas I’m willing to talk about before the NFL gets underway:

Most Improved Team

Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Besides the offseason signings of arguably the best guard in football, Carl Nicks, and a talented top-notch wide-out, Vincent Jackson, the new coaching regime of Schiano may be just what Tampa Bay needed. Raheem Morris was run out of town in the worst way possible, but the players were bold about what needed to be changed. Schiano may be the most disciplined coach in the game already, as he is installing a new kind of leadership in west Florida. Also, the newly slimmed-down Josh Freeman could be on his way to his best season yet as his weapons have upgraded around him.

They’re still the 3rd-best team in their division, but are ready to make some noise in the NFC.

Team With Most Digression 

Pittsburgh Steelers. A banged-up QB, a still-injured RB, and your best offensive threat has only been back for a number of days. It’s that simple. Baltimore and Cincinnati are going to make the jump in the AFC North as the Steelers may be on the bottom with my beloved Cleveland Browns (okay, maybe not that bad).

Projected MVP 

Just like Bill Barnwell predicted for Grantland, Matt Ryan has the arsenal to be the NFL’s MVP. I’m not just saying this because he’s my favorite player in my keeper fantasy league, but just look around him. Roddy White, Julio Jones, and a great ground attack of Michael Turner and Jacquizz Rodgers. Prediction for the year: 40 TD’s and 8 Int’s. (I agree, the TD’s may be a little over-the-top.)

Most Likely To Be Arrested

Jim Schwartz. That is all.

Biggest Fantasy Bust

Arian Foster. Don’t ask me why, just have a feeling. On top of the injuries and a wonderful Ben Tate behind him, maybe the prime fantasy years of Arian Foster have passed?

Breakout Star(s)

Michael Floyd and Josh Gordon. Yeah, I know, these two guys don’t have the best quarterbacks, but their talent may just shine in their particular situations. This one’s risky, don’t trust me.

“Falling Flat For Matt” Campaign- First Overall Pick

Jacksonville Jaguars. I can’t find a worse situation than a second-year quarterback who absolutely sucks, a wide receiver where no one really knows his NFL potential, and your best player held-out so he wouldn’t have to deal with training camp. All of this on top of a new head coach, too. And this is because I’m not picking Cleveland for this “award.” Never.

Bold Prediction 

A San Francisco 49ers vs New England Patriots Super Bowl in New Orleans. I’ve already written about this in a previous column which shows my argument. Find it here.

Sunday’s are back, my friends. Enjoy them while they last. Go Browns and good luck to my (not your) fantasy team. Until Week 2.

About a month ago or so I put together my first annual column of, “The ESPY’s: Running Diary Edition.” This was partly because I thoroughly enjoy ESPN’s award show every July, but this was also because I wanted to stay away from being another one of the million columnists who attempt to talk football in the summer months. I know I’m better than that. Period. (Except for my predictions, which you can find here and here.)

But fortunately for us columnists and football fans alike, training camp came before our eyes, so get your popcorn ready. And for the Cleveland Browns, new beginnings are in every crevasse of the organization, and I couldn’t be happier. Not only did the offseason not go terribly (which is terrific, by the way), but both of the front office’s first round draftees signed on for four years. Then, like always, the downward spiral began. And that is where we begin our story…

A quiet couple months in Cleveland have been suddenly interrupted by billionaires, injuries, and decisions from the man in charge. I’ll skip the pointless intro of the sale of the team, all you need to know is that Jimmy Haslam III is the new and current (pending league approval) owner of the Cleveland Browns. Actually, we need to talk about this. Actually, we have a lot to talk about. Let’s get to it:

Jimmy Haslam III

Or otherwise known as “JH Triple Sticks.” (Maybe we won’t call him that.) Randy Lerner finally decided to give up controlling interest for the team he didn’t care about, so maybe this is a good sign. On another note, Lerner became a pretty wealthy man after finalizing the deal for over $1 billion. If you’d like a detailed description on who “JH Triple Sticks” (yeah, we’ll call him that) is, then click here. Basically he’s rich because of his father (not totally a bad thing), his family members are politicians, and he might, kinda-sorta, be a Steelers fan. Before you overreact, he’s thrilled to be in Cleveland. If you need proof, simply read this article from ESPN. (You can trust the source, it’s Adam Schefter.)

If there’s any flaws I’ve found so far, it’s that he’s a Republican and the whole “he owned a share in the Pittsburgh Steelers” thing. (Due to NFL policy, he has been forced to give it up. Thank the freakin’ lord.) There’s a lot more on this story, but if you keep on reading, then you’ll find out.

A Few Injuries

It’s a little more than a few and, honestly, could cost Cleveland in the long run. Not that we’re a playoff team, but if it came to the point where the possibility arose, this could diminish the dream. Among the list of notable players injured, include: Trent Richardson, Chris Gocong, Phil Taylor, and recently, Mohamed Massaquoi. As you probably know, Richardson went under arthroscopic knee surgery this past week to remove “hang nail cartilage.” Fortunately for the offense, he should be able to return prior to the start of the regular season. I don’t believe this procedure should prevent Richardson from having the kind of season I recently predicted, however, still something to keep an eye out for. Knowing the past, I’d keep your fingers crossed.

Unfortunately for the defense, the absence of Chris Gocong and Phil Taylor is going to leave gaping holes, especially against the run. Gocong is most likely out for the season with an achilles tendon injury, but Taylor could return in the next few months (they say by October or November). Also something that should be duly noted, as of now, Scott Fujita is facing a three game suspension. Boy, aren’t the linebackers royally screwed right off the bat? That’s okay, we’re the damn Cleveland Browns! We overcome every obstacle in our path! (I’m gonna take that back…)

(I’m not going to shed any light on the Joe Haden failed drug test story. I’ll let the facts come out before I say anything. All I’ve heard is a possible 4 game suspension. And that doesn’t sound too charming. If you’d like to personally know more, read this.)

Possible Departure of Holmgren

Here comes the bad news on the Haslam era. According to sources, “JH Triple Sticks” has a man ready to take over operation of the franchise. And that man is Joe Banner, former president of the Philadelphia Eagles. As you already know, the Cleveland Browns already have a president, Mike Holmgren. I’m very fond of Holmgren, I agree with everything he’s done to revamp the franchise. I’m not ready to throw it away. However, Holmgren has officially stated that he would not be surprised if he was no longer with the organization before the end of the 2012 season. Are you freakin’ kidding me?! I have absolutely no comment.

Let the lesson be taken and learned, new ownership isn’t always a productive thing. It may just push the organization back a few more season. Not that the Cleveland Browns are already pinned with their backs against the wall.

Could This Be Shurmur’s Last Season? 

It very well could be. Could the new ownership move in another direction? With Holmgren already being run out of town, his head coach could be right behind him. I believe in the Pat Shurmur era, while most don’t, he has his silver linings. Such as the west coast offense (it’s improving) and how the Browns were in it to the end in about every matchup last season. Yet, if another 4 or 5 win season comes afloat, Cleveland could be getting a new head coach. Something the franchise is pretty much used to by now.

Don’t ask me how they could possibly improve by taking a step backward just as things are moving forward (did that make sense?), but the possibility is out there. Just like it always has.

Push for Plaxico 

Well, it could be too little too late, but Cleveland needs Plaxico. He’s recently met with the Cowboys and worked out for the Patriots, but the team that desperately needs receivers lies in northern Ohio. And they especially need receivers with experience, talent, and size. I don’t how he’s still a free agent, and by the time I publish this, he probably won’t be, but Holmgren and Heckert need to start recruiting. A receiving depth chart that includes Greg Little, Mohamed Massaquio (injured), Travis Benjamin (sleeper), Josh Gordon (double sleeper), and Josh Cribbs (also some other no-names), needs some help. Some serious help.

If you didn’t know, Mr. Pat Shurmur was the TE coach over at Michigan State for a year or two during Plaxico’s tenure as a Spartan. So come on, Pat, use your resources. I’ve wanted Plaxico on the Browns since the end of last season. And I don’t know what’s taking so damn long just to make some contact with him.

Can Brandon Weeden Be “The Guy?”

“The guy” is the QB that can lead a team to victory. Or be a consistent and reliable player under center. Weeden has the toughness, the mentality, the size, the arm, and the composure to be “the guy.” I’ve believed in Weeden ever since we drafted his rights at slot #22 during the draft in April, and I liked his performance in Cleveland’s W over the Lions on Friday night. Although the stats may not look convincing, you could make the case that a couple incompletions were not his fault (drops), while one or two were smart decisions to throw away the football under pressure. And for that interception, the receiver played a partial role. He looked good, he threw down the field with confidence and stepped up into the pocket without fear of the defense. The Weeden era could be a wonderful thing, even if he’s 28 years old.

We’ll see how these 3 preseason games play out and how ready he looks for the regular season. Also, it’s not like he has any receivers, right? Weeden can be “the guy,” and maybe even in his rookie season. I’ll be buying his jersey, however, I did buy Colt’s too, so I don’t have any credibility.

As long as Richardson’s knee holds up and the new ownership doesn’t screw with the process, the ships are ready to sail in Cleveland. But unlike Captain Edward John Smith, we aren’t letting this ship sink. (Yes, I agree, that was a cheap shot.)

I’m out of time and there’s a new episode of Breaking Bad on tonight (as well as The Newsroom), so that’s it for now. Plenty more coming this season.

A lot’s happened in Cleveland, I tried to catch you up. More next week.

Tonight, we walk into a familiar place, a place where football dominates the storylines, and where everyone knows your name (no this isn’t Cheers, nice try). Maybe some of us aren’t as excited as others, but then again, how can you not be excited? This is the NFL. The 2012 season is officially underway, and what better way than a running game diary, but first we have some notable facts to point out (assuming you don’t watch TV).

The Hall of Fame Game took a leave of absence last season, but the Saints and Cardinals are ready to start anew. The new Nike jerseys are on display and New Orleans is playing their first game since the harsh penalties brought on by the league, hoping to look past them. Arizona is in the midst of a QB competition, as well as being a secretly good team that is well under the radar.

Last night’s HOF inductees were enshrined into Canton, and tonight, a new season begins and the record books will be written again. Replacement refs are in order, and considering I’m already late, let’s get this thing going.

As always, all times are Eastern Standard time. Enjoy:

8:07- We are underway, make sure you remember where this season started because you never know where it’s going to end up.

8:10- Did not expect Brees and his offense to come out like this, grabbing 1st downs by the handful.

8:14- Brad Nessler makes his first mistake as he says, “…into the endzone…” as Ingram gets brought down a few yards short. Hopefully Thursdays aren’t like this.

8:16- Ingram scores the first TD of this game, and of the year. New Orleans comes out with a bang, showing the NFL landscape we’re still in this.

8:22- Was just about to talk about Kolb and then, bam! Kolb throws an interception. I would assume that’s not the best way to begin a season, let alone the fact that another QB is waiting for his chance.

8:25- So Brees is done after a successful series, I love the preseason. I’m kidding, completely.

8:28- Does anyone else think Kolb has a bounty on him? Come on, guys, I’m kidding again! What about Skelton? Or Whisenhunt? Okay, maybe I’ll stop.

8:32- This duo of Nessler and Mayock isn’t starting out too well. There’s just no chemistry and no flow. Thursday Night Football is going to struggle in this regard.

8:39- Well, this isn’t good. Kolb is down, everybody. But this isn’t his fault, Arizona has absolutely NO protection. I mean, absolutely nothing. It’s like they don’t even have an offensive line. Bring on John Skelton.

8:43- Just like Nessler and Mayock, these replacement refs are unbearable. Can the NFL go a year without some sort of lock out? Apparently not.

8:48- I’m not going to lie, I’ve been switching between the game and Women’s Beach Volleyball. But can you blame me? Nope, you can’t.

8:49- Just remembered I’m going to be missing out on Breaking Bad and The Newsroom. Don’t worry, I’ll watch them tomorrow. Can’t you see how much I care about my readers? Feel free to send me an email thanking me later.

8:53- I have a feeling I should do more Running Diaries, let me know how you feel about it.

8:55- Did anyone else forget that New Orleans added Spagnuolo? Honestly, I did. It was one those, “you knew about it, but you had to be reminded” things.

9:05- Well, I haven’t really been keeping you updated with the game. I’m taking the blame on this one. However, I’m just enjoying the moment.

9:08- Considering I’ll keep you updated now, we are in a heated preseason battle, tied at 7-7. Preseason games need to have something on the table, whether it’s money (probably can’t do that), or something related to making your football franchise better.

9:15- Nice to know that Brees will be in the Hall someday. Must be a surreal experience for him.

9:26- Football is definitely helping the fact that my house doesn’t have air conditioning for the weekend.  Always sucks when your air conditioner completely breaks.

9:26- And New Orleans scores their second TD of the game. Now on the verge of taking a 10 point lead before the end of the first half.

9:38- Besides the game we are all fortunate to be watching right now, lets not forget about the passing of Garrett Reid, oldest son of Eagles Head Coach, Andy Reid. My condolences to the Eagles community and to the Reid family.

9:41- Hmmmm, how come Dez Bryant isn’t included in the violence against women commercial? He’s a role model, right? Come on, can’t you take a joke!

9:51- In the last two posts I changed direction rather quickly. If I offended anyone, get your own column. This one’s mine.

9:57- Here’s an interesting idea: Is Chase Daniel the next Matt Flynn? Some may say no right away, but it’s something to think about. He shows control in the pocket, as well as in the offense. Except that interception in the endzone…

10:10- Now I’m switching between football and Women’s Gymnastics? Can you blame me, this time? Nope, you can’t. I love the Olympics.

10:19- At least we’re on pace for a quick football game, the preseason is something you gradually take in. Unless it’s the Cleveland Browns, then it’s a different story. Some of those victories are the highlights of our season (not really, but you feel my drift).

10:27- Could be in for a good finish here in Canton. Always amusing when the third stringers put everything on the line.

10:40- You always know the game has taken a backseat when sideline interviews take precedence over the game taking place on the field.

10:41- Whoever this sideline reporter is for NFL Network she is just as awful as Nessler and Mayock in the booth. She’s no Erin Andrews or Andrea Kremer. The games better be battles on Thursday nights.

10:51- You know what would make this more interesting? Fantasy football for the preseason. Can you imagine how fun that draft would be? Third stringers going in the first round while Rodgers and Brees may not even get drafted. Interesting, huh? I’m copyrighting that idea.

10:52- Be back in 15. (Remember how I have no air conditioning at the moment? Getting some much needed water.)

11:07- Lindley is the QB in charge on this final drive to help Arizona tie this one up (yeah, they’re scoring). I’m hoping for some overtime on this first night of football.

11:09- Lindley hits John Skelton’s brother, Steve Skelton, on a pass up the middle to push the Cardinals into the redzone. It’s a Skelton family party! (I had no idea that John’s brother was on this team. The things you learn in preseason.)

11:12- Interception! New Orleans will take the W in this year’s Hall of Fame Game. I guess the last QB on the depth chart just couldn’t get it done. Go figure.

11:18- Arizona will get the ball back, actually, but do they have a chance? Think for yourself. I’d put money on, “No chance in hell.”

11:22- The clock hits triple zero and the New Orleans Saints take home the first victory of this young football season. I would call this a fantastic way to begin the year, and this diary made it more entertaining. I had a great time tonight and I hope you all did, as well. BountyGate? Nah, they’re still the Saints. Arizona struggled a bit, but thankfully they have time to come together as a group before things actually begin to count. (Maybe Kolb won’t be hurt, either.)

The storylines are endless and abundant, but I’m ready for September. Welcome back to football.

Welcome to the 20th ESPY’s.  As well as my first annual running diary of the “Award Show for Sports.” This year’s host is Rob Riggle, he’s no Seth Meyers, and you probably don’t recognize the name, but he’s one of those “Oh yeah, I know who that is” guys.

But because I’m running late, let’s get to it:

(All times Eastern Standard time.)

9:00- This opening monologue of the year in sports is always fun to watch, reminding us of why we all watch sports. And if you’re wondering why I skipped the 2 hour countdown show, you can think for yourself. (Actually, you probably have no idea. It’s because it’s so repetitive and it’s almost like watching PTI, Mike and Mike, and SportsNation all in one. However, I could watch all of those everyday. No point in writing about it.)

9:03- The switch from all the deaths in sports to all the championships this year is really a big jump from somber to the feeling of winning. I’d like to talk to the producers.

9:07- Where’s Riggle? Oh thank god, he’s right there! Go Rob! Host the crap out of this show! Yeah!

9:09- Let’s just say Rob is off to a slow start with the jokes…Waiting for the “Juwan Howard looks like a professor” joke.

9:11- I bet Bill Simmons is loving this “Cleveland sucks” routine. Personally, I hate it. Go Browns.

9:13: Are you kidding me? Tebow?! Have you noticed whenever he talks, it looks like he read from a script. I’m not calling him a phony, but just speculating. You too Calipari.

9:17- Making a BountyGate joke is too far. Might of drew a few laughs, but we don’t even know if it’s true. Actually, screw it. This is the ESPY’s! Rob Riggle does what he wants! Yeah!

9:21- Riggle tells the truth on racing and the Danica Patrick commercials. Gotta love that kind of stuff.

9:22- Unfortunately we are now done with all the jokes. On to what the show is meant for, the awards. See we shouldn’t of stopped the jokes, Jeremy Lin had no right to win that award. All the other athletes who were up for it, all had better seasons. Even the soccer player had the edge because she was attractive. (Wait, did I just say that? Let’s move on.)

9:29- Not looking forward to the point in the show when Game 162 is brought up. I already punch myself a couple times in the morning when I wake up, just to remind myself to stop caring about the Red Sox at certain points.

9:33- Everyone make a note to themselves (write this down) to never give LT a microphone again. Don’t we have a host for a reason? Rob’s back, we’re all good.

9:37- Video and comedy gold. Riggle’s USA gig was absolutely spot-on. Am I right? No? Come on!

9:41- Sharapova is a lock for best female athlete. You know, if all men voted for this award. Damnit, Brittany! We’re not even sure if she’s a female!?!? (Should I not say that? Noted.)

9:50- The show has officially started- Chris Berman, ladies and gentleman. An ESPN program isn’t right unless Boomer makes an appearance. Dan Levy may have wrote that Berman has lost his touch, but if you’ve read me before, we all know Dan Levy sucks. I mean, really, really, really, really, really sucks.

9:56- I think Drew is out-kicking his coverage with his wife. But then again, he’s an NFL quarterback. Only some of us get it all in a lifetime, only some of us.

9:59- Really disappointed that Trent Richardson is only sporting University of Alabama colors. What about the Browns?! We need all the support we can get, Trent!

10:05- This guy from Community could of hosted along with Riggle. Absolute great job on presenting this award for “Best Game.” So many great games in one year, but Game 6 of the World Series has to win. It has to.

10:08- I’m done predicting. But how did the World Series not win? That was a classic, one of the best games of all time, in any sport. Just the fact of the World Series title being on the line should give the Cardinals the ESPY. And if the Rangers want it too (because they clearly can’t win anything else), then they can have it also.

10:14- Peyton Manning is back! Pat Summit’s story took the wrong turn. But then again, it just makes it so much more memorable. And for the record, I’m totally scared of Pat Summit. Don’t you dare throw me in a gym with her, don’t even think about it.

10:21- I’m also scared of Bob Knight. I think he’s plain scary. A great coach, but also the perfect character for a horror story if a basketball team was involved.

10:23- Pat’s career ended too quickly. It’s that simple. She deserves this award more than anyone. A true legend in the game of basketball, and in all of sports.

10:33- Of course, the most hated college sports team of all time, the Florida Gators, wins the Capital One Cup. Hated mostly because of Tebow and Joakim Noah.

10:35- Love and Griffin did a great job on that, wouldn’t be surprised if that was the truth on Riggle. I’m only kidding, Rob! Lighten up!

10:38- Okay, Sharapova’s got this one. She’s the best looking athlete of all time, most likely. Doesn’t that mean you deserve all the awards? Is there anything else we can ask for?

10:39- Nope. I refuse to believe Stafford has won this award. They’re screwing Sharapova more than the refs screwed the Celtics this postseason! She’s a winner, god damnit! She’s a winner!

10:45- Is it impossible to find a better musician in LA? Whoever this so called “rapper” is, he’s just plain awful. And we need more sporty music. That’s not ESPY material.

10:50- Where are the playoff beards? This is totally unacceptable! How about ESPY beards? Give me something! (Not that I know anything about hockey, but who cares.)

10:54- Fantasy football is wonderful. And if you watch “The League” seeing Andre and Ruxin make an appearance is awesome. I don’t know if it’s sad that I take fantasy football that serious, or that I have a problem. Don’t tell me.

11:02- When is this over? 11:30? We need more Riggle! Riggle for ESPY host of the year!?

11:06- Bubba Watson has tweeted more than 40,000 times. Just thought I’d share that information with you.

11:07- And there it is…Game 162. It’s like getting stabbed in the heart repetitively every time I see those highlights. And for this season, thanks a lot, Bobby V.

11:09- If Tebow wins this award, we’re done right now. Okay, that’s it. We’re done. We are done. I’m officially out. You can write your own diary the rest of the night. We have officially crossed the line.

11:11- Wait, is that Rob! Okay, he’s pulling me back in. It’s against my will after Tebow, but I know you’re asking for it. Let’s finish this thing.

11:16- If there’s one foundation I can truly embrace, it’s the Jimmy V Foundation. A truly remarkable man with a truly inspiring goal. Eric LeGrand, this is to you. A great moment.

11:27- Do you think we could make the ESPY’s into a gambling frenzy? I mean it would make it more interesting, right? The only thing saving me from walking away is the comedy, that’s it. And wait, did I say “gamble?” I meant friendly wager, my bad.

11:31- LeBron (winner of “Best Male Athlete”) just pointed at how his fans have “stuck with him.” Hell, how hard was it to watch the greatest basketball player on the planet as long as you’re not from Cleveland? Couldn’t of been that bad.

11:36- Vince Vaughn. The ESPY’s are completed. Vaughn never gets the kind of focus he deserves. He’s truly a great comedian, who’s been wonderful in a handful of movies.

11:38- The ESPY’s are drawing to a close…Overall, this has been a good time. And with “Best Team”: It’s the Boston Celtics!! Yeah, go Celtics! Wait, no? The Miami Heat? Crap.

11:41- Riggle sends us off…

Thanks for reading my 1st annual running diary of the ESPY’s, looking forward to next year for “The ESPY’s: Running Diary Edition II.” I’m no Rob Riggle, so don’t try to compare (except for the fantasy football part). For the last time, I’m sorry Sharapova, you got screwed. Just deal with it. For everyone here at the Running Diary Office, I’m Corey Rioux, this has been a presentation of PSB.

Seriously, I’m not ready. Partly because I have no freakin’ idea what to write about these days, because those guys who actually get paid are kicking in my ass in their continuous coverage of EVERY SINGLE OFFSEASON EVENT. I don’t have time for that. But I do have time to reflect and analyze (if you want to call it that) the important and interesting topics people enjoy reading about. As well as writing about.

Ideas for new columns come at a premium in the midst of summer days and I’ve now begun this piece in the most un-ideal of conditions: On a flight to Boston, cramped seats, and it’s only 8:39 AM. Yeah…but I’m determined (plus I haven’t written in a while). Also the busy schedule of the my next 2 weeks in New England doesn’t leave me a lot of time, so I’ll stop rambling and get to it.

What’s the single most over-hyped and extremely annoying headline before a new NFL season? “Who will win QB Battle in (team/city without a definitive starter)?” However, year in and year out this costs franchises more suffering than anything else. And ultimately costing any opportunity at a playoff appearance, let alone a winning season. The only thing on these franchises’ waiting lists are that top draft pick in the latter part of April. Via Bill Barnwell from Grantland.com, 11 teams are in “QB Battle Mode” before training camp even gets underway in July. Obviously not including injuries that will occur to the QB position once we approach (and enter) the regular season.

The one thing that completely dissolves all opportunities of any level of success is the flip-flopping of men under center. Whether it’s every week, every other week, or a few times a season. (Cut to Mike Shanahan nodding in agreement.) I do refuse to believe that Tebow last season actually won football games because he took over the starting role. Don’t you think Kyle Orton would have had the same chance (or even a better chance) to win those games? I think so. He’s a better quarterback. Better QB’s win football games, not guys named “Tebow.” (Wait, who beat the then undefeated Packers last season? Yeah, that’s right.) Don’t bring up how Denver advanced to the Divisional Round either. Flukes happen. (Note: 2007 Cleveland Browns.) So before Rex Ryan becomes pressured by the whole damn states of New York and New Jersey, he should probably considering keeping his QB with 4 playoff wins on the field.

So the lesson as always is to stick with your gut and choose the best man for the job well before the season begins. And don’t interchange between John Beck and Rex Grossman when you started the season 3-1. Okay, Washington? (And for myself: Be smart, Pat Shurmur…Go Browns.)

Most of you tuned into the NBA Finals as I did (and not seeing Adam Sandler’s new movie, I hope), baseball season is in mid-swing, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs concluded not too long ago. Why do America’s sports fans continue a complicated love affair with the NFL? Especially during this time of the year? Well, thanks to Rich Eisen and his ever so talented rotating cast of former NFL players/coaches and Mike Mayock (I’m kidding), football has become the ultimate 12-month sport of America. Keeping fans appealed throughout the season, draft, and assemblance of re-designed franchises (or the offseason) is nothing short of a job well done. Well, only if you want to call the the NFL’s public mockery of the New Orleans Saints nothing short of a job well done, then I suppose the approval of the NFL is doing quite fine. I’ll never agree on that one.

Does the idea of a new season just simply remind us of the same over-bearing and extremely annoying headlines? Yes. But does it allow us to witness the latest spectacles of a sport we all devote a Sunday to (as well as Thursday, Monday, and sometimes Saturday)? That’s an unquestionable “Yes.” However, the signing of Chad Ochocinco left an unpleasant feeling considering many NFL alumni are still awaiting a contract offer. Among those names include: Plaxico Burress, Cedric Benson, Ryan Grant, Braylon Edwards, and even Terrell Owens. Did Ochocinco really deserve a contract before those guys? I don’t believe so. Maybe Hard Knocks had something to do with it, actually, that definitely had something to do with it.

So maybe I’m not ready for a new season, but I am ready for some more predictions. And if you didn’t catch my last ones, shame on you. But because you should read them, here they are: “Seven (Way Too Early) Predictions.”

Some More (Kinda Early) Predictions: 

1. Denver Won’t Make the Playoffs

This isn’t because I despise the Broncos (Go Browns), but this is rather for the fact that Denver isn’t that good. Also taking a look at their schedule- it’s honestly quite tough. Especially in the beginning of the season. I’m a fan of Peyton Manning, actually, I’m more of a supporter. I think he deserves more credit and more wins. One Lombardi in his résumé isn’t clearly enough, so this is why he continues to play. Now I didn’t think the Broncos were the correct choice for the next chapter in his career, but he has to know something we don’t.

And considering I can’t write about something I don’t know- because this is far more important than the H.S. newspaper- then I’ll judge on what I know and what I see. What I see is a defense that over-performed last season and can’t put up that kind of performance throughout Manning’s stint in the Mile-High City. The receivers aren’t polished enough as they must prepare for a real QB, not a pretend one. The only part of this team that may stay consistent is the running game. But can McGahee carry the load? Will Moreno put the injuries aside and return to form? Those questions are all left unanswered until kickoff.

However, the excessive 5 prime-time games won’t be enough to push Denver back into the playoffs for the 2nd straight season. Peyton Manning may be great, but he won’t be enough. Chemistry in Indy took awhile, it won’t be lightning speed in Colorado.

2. Taking a Year Off: Mike Wallace

Pittsburgh won’t budge. Neither will Wallace. If there’s one team in the NFL that will restrain from over-paying it might as well be the Pittsburgh Steelers. Mike Wallace is looking for “Larry Fitzgerald-like” money, he won’t find it in Pennsylvania. Wallace is currently “tendered”, not “franchised.” In order for another team to obtain Wallace they will have to pass over a 1st-rounder in next year’s draft to Pittsburgh to get him. More of a “sign-and-trade” kind of thing.

As of right now, no one has put out an offer sheet for the impeccable wide-out who has helped fantasy teams (at least mine) throughout the last few seasons. And coincidentally, I have recently let go of No. 17 for greener pastures on my fantasy squad. That is what could be happening this season as Wallace is currently awaiting a prized contract that may not come his way.

If he chooses not to play, then he chooses not to play. This will just mean more opportunities for the emerging star in Antonio Brown. I guess success will come in the form of a new franchise.

3. New Orleans Won’t Have an Answer

Joe Vitt has recently come out against the NFL and denied all accusations of a “bounty system” taking place inside the New Orleans franchise. Vitt may not be the only one, however, he is the Saints’ interim head coach this season right after he serves his 6-game suspension. So the scrutiny may begin when things go awry this year as the team is without Sean Payton, Jonathan Vilma, and possibly even Drew Brees.

I’ve said to myself, Hey this team still has talent, it can’t be that bad this season, right? Wrong. Everything’s a mess. It may take years to officially clean it all up. New Orleans will still have a fighter’s chance as long as Brees plays. Because being stuck with Chase Daniel doesn’t seem like an ideal situation. I may still grant them “contender” status, but as the days drag on and Sportscenter relays more information across the screen, they may move on in to becoming a “pretender.” And that’s a stretch.

4. Rookie of the Year: Trent Richardson

I’m not just saying this because I’m a Browns fan, I’m saying this because he will have the best opportunity for the best year, statistically speaking. He won’t make Cleveland all that much better, but behind a slightly above-average offensive-line, Richardson should be magnificent out of the backfield. Also the lack of the passing game- even with Weeden- will allow him the opportunity to run the football a bit more than your average back. I’m sure Childress doesn’t plan on tiring him out, but I’m sure he plans on using him effectively and efficiently.

Luck and Griffin will obviously put on shows of their own, however, their absence of talent surrounding them may hurt them in the long-run. Once again, statistically speaking. Newton exceeded predictions last season, but to think Luck will put the ball in the endzone as often as Newton did it? Somewhat of a stretch. As for Griffin, Washington should be (and I think they are) taking things cautiously from the beginning. Griffin is a tremendous talent, not “Luck-like”, but still a talent that needs to be developed carefully over time for the best results in the future.

Can Cleveland win something, finally? This may be their best shot. (Sorry Cavs fan, last night hurt. I know.)

5. Best Offseason Transaction: Atlanta Snags Asante Samuel

Well, this one fell under the radar. Atlanta upgraded with a CB who makes his presence felt every time he’s on the field. Adding Samuel to the likes of Grimes and Robinson will surely help a defense who recently lost Curtis Lofton to New Orleans. And really the surprising part of this, is that Philadelphia wasn’t looking for much when they put Samuel on the block. Therefore allowing Atlanta to give up a measly 7th-round pick for a 4-time Pro-Bowler. Not that Pro Bowls really matter any more.

Atlanta is my current favorite to win the highly-competitive NFC South and improving from 10-6 last season is something this franchise is currently eyeing. And maybe if Matt Ryan can win his first playoff game, we could be talking about a potential Super Bowl contender out of the NFC.

Being ready to watch football is the polar opposite than being ready for the NFL. I’d put money on that.