When the Ducks came out of the L.A. Coliseum tunnel in white, USC players thought the Psych Ward was coming to take them away.

USC should of gladly went. They would of saved a ton of pain and humiliation.

The Ducks scored the first touchdown in less than three minutes. The Ducks added a two point conversion as well.

Three minutes?

(Key in the USC Trojan fight song)

Yep.

USC did answer back. But they would chase the Ducks all game. These Quacks tormented the Trojans all game.

Final Score: Ducks 53 Trojans 32

 The Ducks are headed to the Rose Bowl or Fiesta Bowl. USC is headed to the Probation Bowl.

Matt Barkley was sacked more time than a bag of Groceries at Wal Mart.

These Ducks appear meek, but underneath they are vicious. They showed no fear when playing the Trojans.

None.

Even in South Central Los Angeles. Duck Power ruled and reign. Even the Crips cowered in fear of the Duck.

Yes, the Ducks are for real. Yes, you maybe calling them National Champions. The days of the Yuks are history.

I must admit this is a lovable team. And the 5 differen’t  uniforms are growing on me. The Oregon Ducks controlling the PAC Ten is okay with me.

USC days of ownership of this conference have come to an official end.

Duck power is in.

Trojan Men are out.

5 years ago nobody even cared about Oregon football. Then came the unusual uniforms.

The Ducks went from a Green Bay Packer image, to a cartoon character look.  Nike took over and redesigned the entire Duck outfits.

Now the Ducks have three uniforms to choose from. Canary yellow to Hospital white to Gumby green.

The giant “O” on the Duck helmet should stand for “outhouse”because that is where these uniforms belong.

  Somwhere Howard and Daffy Duck are celebrating by having a cigar and a cold drink. It gets better football fans, Nike will be taking over the NFL uniforms in a few years.

I can’t wait for three outfits of Seattle Seahawk tidy bowl blue with teletubbie green. If your a Baltimore Raven fan you should be worried. Your new logo could be Woody Woodpecker in a Tyrian purple mode.  

The PAC 10 is now owned by these lovable Oregon Ducks. The Trojans once dominated this conference, now surrenders to the guys in canary yellow.

Trojan fans can rest assure that the “macho” maroon and gold uniforms will never be touched. These uniforms are timeless.

If anybody ever touched or changed the Trojans outfits, somebody would die.

USC and Oregon will get a bye week and then meet the day before Halloween. I can only imagine the outfits that will be worn in the stands:

Donald Duck costumes

Darkwing Duck costumes

AFLAC Duck costumes

Count Duckula costumes

Ping the Duck costumes

Howard and Daffy costumes- those are obvious.

Yikes! Duck Soup 2010.

The LAPD will have it’s hands full. Get the cameras ready. You Tube will be jumping.

It doesn’t really matter The Ducks will dominate on that day. Oregon is for real, and may end up playing for the National Championship.

Ducks 41 Trojans 27

USC trounces California 48-14.

The Trojans took an early lead and never looked back. These Hippies from Berkeley looked more like the “Bad News Bears.”

Without Butter-maker and Lupus. And the 12 pack of Burgie.

Cal Bears bid for a bowl has been flushed down the porcelain. USC was up 42-0 at the half. This was the most points scored on California at Halftime.

USC goes to 5-2 and Cal goes to 3-3.

Things will get Ducky for the Trojans in two weeks. Oregon will visit South Central Los Angeles the day before Halloween.

 Trick or treat?

Here are a list of reasons why the Bears lost:

5.Bear players were distracted with this year’s vote on cannabis legalization.

4.The Bears were dabbling in illegal substances the night before.

3.The Bears lost for a political statement.

2.Nancy Pelosi gave the Bears a scolding pep talk on- it’s never about winning.

1.The Bears just plain suck.

USC will play Stanford this weekend. What is amazing is these two schools are polar opposites.

Even though they play in the same state and have the same exact Governor, these two cities and programs might as well be in another country.

Palo Alto is home to the uppity Stanford Cardinal. This is where the Eco Nazi’s make their nest. The Stanford Cardinal were once known as the Indians. This name became offensive and unacceptable.

They changed it to Cardinal, as in the color, not the bird. A tree is the center of their logo.

A tree?

A tree?

Does anyone associate football with a tree? When I see a tree out in the wilderness, I want to take a bathroom break.

Stanford followers are easy to spot. They dress ultra conservative and have a clean cut look. Mormons are under dressed compared to Stanford persons.

Tiger Woods is the model for the Stanford look. Even his accent fits the Stanford cult. It’s generic and character less. If you listen closely to Tiger’s interviews, he sounds programmed.

Stanford persons are uptight, snobby and above all humans. It’s in the handbook.  

If you decide to move anywhere near this University, you will be subject to the Eco nuts. Most cities have a day where you take your bin full of garbage and set it out on the curb.

In Palo Alto, residents will take at least 6-7 bins to the curb in honor of recycling.

Los Angeles and Palo Alto have zero in common.

In Los Angeles, people dress quite different than the rest of the nation. Los Angeles has no dress code. You could be arrested in other cities if dressed like the Los Angeles residents do.

Laid back is an understatement for Los Angeles. 

Los Angeles does not have a designated accent. In fact you can hear just about every accent on the face of the planet in the City of Angels.

Coach Harbaugh has brought Stanford Football back from the grave. For some strange reason he has a bitter dis liking for USC. Maybe Harbaugh thinks he is above the Trojans?

Maybe the Stanford snobbery is rubbing off on him?

  Harbaugh’s Stanford’s Trees defeated a 41 point favorite Trojan team a few years ago.

Harbaugh’s troops have been tormenting the Trojans ever since. It will end this year.

USC has had enough of these gnats from Palo Alto. They will put them to rest this Saturday.

The University of South Central will stomp the cupcakes from Stanford.

SC 31 Trees 21

This weeks Craigslist ad in Seattle said this:

Wanted: A football team that will not bow to the Trojans of USC. Rewards included one of year of free coffee at Starbucks and a limited edition of ”Frasier” DVDs along with a Jack Sikma giant cardboard cutout.

So far no response.

USC heads to South Central Los Angeles this weekend for a game with that other Washington program.

Unlike Washington State, Washington has had some success in the Pac-10. Last time the Trojans played Washington they were stunned.

USC was ranked number 3 and Washington was ranked below the sewer. USC went to Washington with arrogance and lost 16-13.

One of the most degrading losses in Trojan history. USC lost everything on that day. The Huskies were completely hideous, yet they beat this monster called USC.

It was a fluke. It won’t happen this year. Why? The Trojans are still the Trojans and Washington is still Washington.

At 1-2 the Huskies have lost to a lower conference BYU Cougar team, and was annihilated by the Nebraska Corn Huskers.

Not much has changed since last year. The only thing good about the Huskies is their uniforms, and of course their mascot.

Despite Los Angeles being under a severe heatwave, forecast for the Trojan game will be in the 70′s. USC may score as many points as the temperature.

USC 67  Rain Men 17

Washington. The Evergreen state. The beauty and awe and the scent of the Northwest.

It is no secret. Residents of Washington detest those from California. A person from Washington would rather live in Turkey than the Golden State.

On the other hand Californian’s love Washington. Half of the Evergreen state’s population is from Cali.

What does this have to do with Football? Everything.

This cause’s strife.  And the anger of Washington’s residents is taken out on the football field. The California invasion has left those up North pissed.

USC has simply “clowned” the Washington State program. It isn’t  close when it comes to domination.

USC is the Master and WSU is the slave. USC has titles and numerous Heisman Trophy winners.

WSU has a signed picture of Drew Bledsoe. 

Washington’s sports teams have never measured up to any of Southern California’s. This state has suffered greatly. Honor has only come to the Super Sonics, and they were dismissed to Oklahoma.

The West Coast belongs to USC. Reggie Bush may of returned the Heisman, but 3 or 4 new Trojan players will earn others in the future.

No worries.

Pat Haden and Lane Kiffin’s troops ares simply going to stomp the Cougars this weekend.

USC 44 WSU 10