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Deuces
Posted on 31 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Phoenix, AZ- Peace out Rod Graves, Ken Whisenhunt and everyone else who unfortunately lost their job today. The Blackest Monday of recent history showed the door to both the general manager and coach 0f San Diego, Cleveland and yes, Arizona. Chicago, Kansas City, Buffalo and Philadelphia all canned their coaches, while Jacksonville and the New York Jets have both fired only their general manage...
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This is the End
Posted on 29 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
San Francisco, CA- My dear old friend, the end. Finally, the year is mercifully about to close. In a season that seemed more like a cruel joke, the Arizona Cardinals find themselves facing a 1-11 finish after starting 4-0. This ugly collapse showed us that the QB of the future is not on the roster and will most likely cause head coach Ken Whisenhunt his job. ESPN's Chris Mortensen alluded to...
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Two Teams Walk into a Stadium, One has Something to Play for
Posted on 22 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Glendale , Az- After getting a win in what seemed to take months (oh wait, it really did take that long), the Arizona Cardinals hope to take advantage of the slumping Chicago Bears this Sunday. Both teams have disappointed their fans this season, but the Bears still have time to change that with the playoffs to fight for. The Cardinals are playing purely for pride and job security at this point...
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Free-Falling Cardinals Host Lions, Lindley to Start
Posted on 15 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Glendale, Az- In poker, if your hand sucks you fold and wait for a stronger hand or bluff better next time. Ken Whisenhunt can't bluff with Ryan Lindley or John Skelton, and Kevin Kolb was put on Injured Reserve for the rest of the season earlier this week. His stronger hand won't be coming this year either, but he's not folding yet (although he might want to). Whisenhunt can thank himself and ...
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Cardinals get Blown out in Grand Fashion
Posted on 10 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Seattle, WA- 58-0, what more can one say? The Cardinals suffered the worst defeat in 36 years, the worst defeat in franchise history and put up a donut in the process. Homer Simpson might like those results, but the fans sure don't. “Let me start by saying I apologize to our fans and everybody associated with our organization,” Ken Whisenhunt said while addressing the press, “...
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Skelton Rides Again, Hopes to end Losing Streak
Posted on 7 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Glendale, Az- At the season's kickoff, the Arizona Cardinals faced off against the Seattle Seahawks with John Skelton and Russell Wilson each starting for his team. Thirteen weeks later those positions remain the same, only Arizona has completely gone through its cycle of quarterbacks, failing to find success out of its bullpen during an eight-game losing streak. Being forced to return Skelton ...
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Cardinals Suck More Than Jets
Posted on 3 Dec 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
East Rutherford, NJ- Sports can be a beautiful display of human skill and athleticism, but like any performance sports can be an eyesore if not executed right. There's nothing fun about playing or watching such a fugly game such as the one played yesterday between Arizona and New York, but someone has to win a game even when both teams seem to be trying to lose. Unfortunately for Cardinals fans...
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Battle of the Embarrassments
Posted on 30 Nov 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
East Rutherford, NJ- Tim Tebow will be inactive for Sundays game. Now lets move on to news concerning football. If there is one fan base Cardinal's fans don't envy, its the Jets'. Might as well throw the Raiders in there too, but all of the world has been laughing at them for years. New York, like Oakland, has brought most of the problems they face on themselves. They've made roster moves based...
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Cardinals lose 7th Straight; Jenkins Takes Over
Posted on 26 Nov 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
I was stuck traveling during yesterday's Cardinals game and was unable to record it, so here's a link to the AP's recap of the Cardinal's 7th consecutive loss. http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/st-louis-rams-defeat-arizona-cardinals-112512
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Lindley to Start as QB Carousel Continues
Posted on 24 Nov 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Glendale, Az- As another drought continues, people get demoted, and John Skelton and Adrian Wilson are starting to fell the brunt of it. Skelton, who was benched in favor of rookie Ryan Lindley early in the 2nd quarter of last Sunday's loss in Atlanta, failed to lead the Cards to victory for six straight games as a starter. Wilson, a perennial Pro-Bowler at strong safety, played in only 47 of 7...
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Offense Continues to Paralyze Cardinals
Posted on 19 Nov 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Atlanta, GA- The NFL may be the most overreactive league in professional sports, but the Arizona Cardinals might have one of the worst offenses in modern day history. In a game where the defense created six Atlanta turnovers to Arizona's one and Matt Ryan was picked off five times, the Cardinals were able to score one touchdown. Four of Ryan's interceptions gave the Cardinals starting field pos...
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Arizona Needs its Mojo Back
Posted on 16 Nov 2012 by Thomas Mitchell.
Don't call it a trap game, thanks to Drew Brees and the Saints no one is catching the Atlanta Falcons off guard this week. Don't call it a sleeper-pick, only a desperate degenerate would put money on the Cards in Vegas. Call it a long shot, a prayer, a Dumber & Dumber 1-in-a million “So you're saying there's a chance?” moment – Call it whatever you like, just don't make it...









